The Sausage

Re:The Sausage

Postby xx_missjenna_xx » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:51 am

how much crack did you give those poor snags?
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Re:The Sausage

Postby junkyjunker » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:26 pm

Chapter 5

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Re:The Sausage

Postby easily_killed » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:16 pm

jimitwotimes wrote:I can\'t put down The Sausage.


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Re:The Sausage

Postby Gosu360 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:06 am

[size=150:zn5psavd]The Sausage[/size]

\'A short story featuring the one and only Axikal\'

Chapter 4 - \"Mummy, meet my boyfriend Lilly...\"

Axikal was so proud of his new boyfriend, that he decided it was time to come clean and come \'out\'. It was time for Lilly, the sweaty stinking builder, to meet Axikal\'s parents.

The morning after the \'Sausage Party\', Axikal, who was laying stark bollock naked next to his lover Lilly, stroked the builders chest like only a camp queen could do, and said in a soft gentle voice \"Babe, get yer frock on, I\'m taking you to meet my mum!\"

Axikal pulled out his [strike]penis[/strike] mobile phone and rang his mum.

His mum answered...

\"Ax, is that you?\"

\"Hi mummykins darling\" said Ax. \"I\'ve met someone \'special\' and I want you to meet this person, in person\"

\"Oh how lovely for you!\" said Ax\'s mum. \"What\'s her name?\"

\"Lilly\" replied Ax. \"His name is Lilly....\"

Chapter 5 coming soon!
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Re:The Sausage

Postby Arnold Sideways » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:44 am

This is actually the best thing I\'ve ever read.
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Re:The Sausage

Postby illoominator » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:49 am

Holy shit. talk about leaving it in suspense.
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Re:The Sausage

Postby junkyjunker » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:03 pm

Chapter 5!

NAO!
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Re:The Sausage

Postby Gosu360 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:23 pm

[size=150:zn5psavd]The Sausage[/size]

\'A short story featuring the one and only Axikal\'

Chapter 5 - \"I\'m a rampant homosexual\"

-Knock knock- on the door....

\"Hold my hand and squeeze it tight\" said Ax to his queer lover.

The sweaty builder (who was dressed in a leather cap with a chain across the top, leather shorts with 2 holes cut out the rear so his ass cheeks popped out, leather knee length boots and a leather waist coat) clasped Ax\'s hand, interlinked fingers and gently, but firmly, squeezed his ball sack for good luck.

\"eeek!\" said Ax.

Axikal\'s mother, a nun, opened the door and had a smile on her face as she looked at the 2 puffs in front of her.

\"I always knew\" she said.

Axikal, in slight shock, said \"But how?\"

Ax\'s mother replied \"I sort of had an inckling when you asked me to come to the tattooist, and you asked for a \'Gay Pride 2005\' tattoo on your inner thigh. Not only that, but you were wearing my pink high heels and pale pink nail varnish at the time\".

\"Mother, I will always be your son. Well, until next week that is. You see I will be undergoing surgery to have my penis turned inside out into a vagina and my name changed by deed poll to \'Shirly\'.\" said Ax in return.

Ax\'s mother simply replied \"Can I be the \'best man\'\", as she applied her fake moustache.....

Chapter 6 coming soon!
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Re:The Sausage

Postby jimitwotimes » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:18 pm

I love it. I absolutely love it. It has everything - romance, suspense, I\'m assuming lots of action and violence, and it can go in so many directions. Bravo.
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Re: The Sausage

Postby junkyjunker » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:02 pm

Jimi loves The Sausage.
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