The Sausage

The Sausage

Postby Gosu360 » Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:22 pm

[size=150:37g5imh0]The Sausage[/size]

\'A short story featuring the one and only Axikal\'

Chapter 1 - "Oooh he\'s nice"

It was hot summers day and all the girls in the hight street were wearing short skirts and skimpy little tops. Axikal didn\'t notice them, he was too focused on a builder bending over and showing some hairy ass.

"I\'d love to fondle that guys sausage" Axikal thought to himself.


Chapter 2 coming soon!
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Re: Tha Sausage

Postby Axikal » Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:31 pm

This sounds epic and long. Like my cock. Do go on.
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Re: The Sausage

Postby Gosu360 » Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:21 pm

[size=150:zn5psavd]The Sausage[/size]

\'A short story featuring the one and only Axikal\'

Chapter 2 - "Open wide!"

Axikal was wearing his favorite pink blouse and purple suede trousers with silver shoes he stole from his next door neighbour, called Mary.

He minced past the builder, who was filthy and sweaty, which turned Axikal on a great deal.

"Hi babes" said Axikal to the builder

"Sup" said the builder

"Me likey you. Would you like some sausage like only a boy can give" said Axikal in a Danny Le Roux voice

"I thought you\'d never ask" said the builder. "You can call me Lilly"

Chapter 3 coming soon!
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Re: The Sausage

Postby GoD_GraveDancer » Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:10 pm

u haz mad skilz boi!!
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Re:The Sausage

Postby Axikal » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:12 pm

WHERE THE FUCK IS CHAPTER 3?!
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Re:The Sausage

Postby Gosu360 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:35 am

axikal wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS CHAPTER 3?!

I\'ve had writers block
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Re:The Sausage

Postby badger2theface » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:00 am

gosu71 wrote:
axikal wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS CHAPTER 3?!

I\'ve had writers block


How can you of all people not know where this story would go next?!?!??? :|
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Re:The Sausage

Postby Gosu360 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:39 pm

badger2theface wrote:
gosu71 wrote:
axikal wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS CHAPTER 3?!

I\'ve had writers block


How can you of all people not know where this story would go next?!?!??? :|

Chapter 3 will be written tonight.

I\'ve just come back from the hospital and had the writers block removed
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Re:The Sausage

Postby jimitwotimes » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:11 am

I can\'t put down The Sausage.
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Re:The Sausage

Postby AlizeHennessy » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:18 am

All I can say is... WOW..

GOSU This story is fukkin bad ass... EPI 3 PLEASE!!!



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