Song Parody | Kitten

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Song Parody | Kitten

Postby Axikal » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:13 am

This is a song parody of King Diamond\'s "Killer". Since I\'m not sure how many of you are familiar with Diamond\'s work, I\'ll post the original lyrics, along with my lyrics.

Kitten

At midnight, an hour from now
My nose begins to twitch
Down the hall, beyond the wooden door
On comes the hall light

I, smell a yummy smell
And that\'s where I must go
I will not for a sec hesitate
Nothing else matters now
I will tell, how great it is
To know that it is time to eat!

I am a kitten
I\'m gonna get some nice dessert
I am a kitten
I\'m gonna cry until my food is served

It is not an icky smell
I\'ve got hunger pains from hell
Daddy I am here, and I am crying
For that food which I do crave

I, smell a yummy smell
And that\'s where I must go
Gazing at, the wooden door
While time is slipping away
What\'s really driving me insane is what
To do with the next 24 hours...

I am a kitten
I\'m gonna get some nice dessert
I am a kitten
I\'m gonna cry until my food is served

I\'ve got less than an hour to kill
I could play with my dingle ball til then
I\'ll be a pain
I\'ll be a pest
Daddy\'s here at the front door!

I hear him, unlocking the door
I know he\'s gonna feed me now
I\'m so sweet, he says to me
Oh just give me the damn food!

I am a kitten
I\'m gonna get some nice dessert
I am a kitten
I\'m gonna cry until my food is served

It\'s time.


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Killer

At midnight, an hour from now...
they\'re gonna flick the switch
Down the Hall, beyond the iron door...
they\'re gonna end my life

I will see you all in Hell, isn\'t that where we all must go?
I will not tell you what I did... It doesn\'t matter now
I will not tell you how weird it is
To know exactly when you\'re gonna go

I am a killer
I\'m gonna get what I deserve
I am a killer
They\'re gonna fry my each and every nerve

It is not the soul I sell,
it\'s not the pain from hell
It is not the fear of dying,
of that I was never afraid

I will see you all in hell,
isn\'t that where we all must go?
Gazing at the iron door,
while time is slipping away
What\'s really driving me insane
Is what to do with my final hour

I am a killer
I\'m gonna get what I deserve
I am a killer
They\'re gonna fry my each and every nerve

I\'ve got less than an hour to kill
I\'m looking back at the life I\'ve had to live
What a waste... what a mess
I should have never been born...

I hear them coming down the hall
I know they\'re coming for me
I don\'t need that silly Priest
Oh, just get on with the show

I am a killer
I\'m gonna get what I deserve
I am a killer
They\'re gonna fry my each and every nerve

It\'s time...
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