Song Parody | Smooth Critical

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Song Parody | Smooth Critical

Postby Axikal » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:03 am

This song is a parody of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson

Smooth Critical

As he opened the door, oh
There came a metallic crescendo
He grabbed his die and
took a gamble to avoid an Orc\'s end
The DM looked at the damage table
And we all thought he was unable
He threw it down hard
We couldn\'t look now; we\'re losing our Bard

Kenny are you OK?
So, Kenny are you OK
Are you OK Kenny?
Kenny are you OK?
So, Kenny are you OK
Are you OK Kenny?
Kenny are you OK?
So, Kenny are you OK
Are you OK Kenny?
Kenny are you OK?
So, Kenny are you OK
Are you OK Kenny?

(Kenny are you OK?)
(Will you tell us that you\'re OK?)
(Heaves a sigh and... another roll?!)
(He struck another! - We crescendo: "Kenny!")
(He gave our DM a fit)
(He pulled out a double; you gotta check it)
(Then to our amazement)
(For the third time)
(He actually made it!)

Orcy are you OK?
So, Orcy are you OK
Are you OK Orcy?
Orcy are you OK?
So, Orcy are you OK
Are you OK Orcy?
Orcy are you OK?
So, Orcy are you OK
Are you OK Orcy?
You\'ve been hit by
You\'ve been hit by, a smooth critical

Against a dragon in our way
Kenny prepped it - His magic flame
Flame on flame versus - persperation
Then the dies roll - Jubilation?

Kenny are you OK?
So, Kenny are you OK
Are you OK Kenny?
Kenny are you OK?
So, Kenny are you OK
Are you OK Kenny?
Kenny are you OK?
So, Kenny are you OK
Are you OK Kenny?
Kenny are you OK?
So, Kenny are you OK
Are you OK Kenny?

(Kenny are you OK?)
(Will you tell us that you\'re OK?)
(Heaves a sigh and... another roll?!)
(He struck another! - We crescendo: "Kenny!")
(He gave our DM a fit)
(He pulled out a double; you gotta check it)
(Then to our amazement)
(For the third time)
(He actually made it!)

Dragon are you OK?
So, Dragon are you OK?
Are you OK Dragon?
Dragon are you OK?
So, Dragon are you OK?
Are you OK Dragon?
Dragon are you OK?
So, Dragon are you OK?
Are you OK Dragon?
You got smoked by
A smooth critical

Okay, I want everybody to pray to Avandra right now!

Aaow!
(Kenny are you OK?)
I don\'t know!
(Will you tell us that you\'re OK?)
I don\'t know!
(Heaves a sigh and... another roll?!)
I\'m on a roll!
(He struck another! - We crescendo: "Kenny!")
My dice are gold!
(He gave our DM a fit)
Don\'t be cold!
(He pulled out a double; you gotta check it)
I\'m rolling high baby!
(For the third time)
(He actually made it!)
(Kenny are you OK?)
God damn it - Kenny!
(Will you tell us that you\'re OK?)
You\'ve done it - Kenny!
(Heaves a sigh and... another roll?!)
Don\'t lose it - Kenny!
(He struck another! - We crescendo: "Kenny!")
Hoo! Hoo!
(He gave our DM a fit)
God damn it!
(He pulled out a double; you gotta check it)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then to our amazement)
Oh damn it!
(For the third time)
(He actually made it!)
Aaow!
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Re: Song Parody | Smooth Critical

Postby Gosu360 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:17 am

I know i\'ve told you in chat, but this is great stuff
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