Craw's CoD Dictionary

Craw's CoD Dictionary

Postby dahawk » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:34 am

Remember those threads I didnt want to die on CoD HQ? this is yet another one of them.

[quote="Hellacious_Craw":82tmew29]a dictionary of terms used in the game of W@W. It is in no means comprehensive, I welcome additions. Just leave the word u want added and i\'ll put it in original post.

Camper: n. One who sits idly in a single spot the entire match. This person will in no way help your team achieve or protect any objective. A camper\'s main goal is to achieve the highest kdr possible, with the least amount of effort possible.

Camping: v. The action, or more correctly, in-action of a player who just sits in one spot during the entire game. See camper.

Dropshot: n. The art of going prone while shooting so that enemy fire goes over head. While many believe this to be a cheap tactic, they are just pissed because someone killed them.

Glitch: n. Anything that is not meant to be part of the game. Most common types of glitches are the under map and elevator.

Glitcher: n. Most likely the most hated human being ever. These people exploit glitches in the game. They somehow find joy and pride in killing enemies who don\'t even know they are there. Glitchers can almost exclusively be found in their parents basement crying since treyarch patched the glitches.

Hail Mary Grenade
: n. A grenade often thrown in the beginning of s&d matches. The thrower is just throwing said nade as far as he can to a certain point in the hope that an enemy will be there.

Juggernoob: n. One who cannot seem to survive with normal health like the rest of us. A juggernoob can be characterized as someone who isn\'t smart enough to stay out of the line of fire, therefore the extra health is needed. You can often find a juggernoob rolling with an MP40.

Lamethrower: n. One who camps in order to achieve flamethrower challenges, or just to cook people.

Martynoob: n. One who uses the perk martydom to great effect. A martyrdom user is considered a noob because he only got a kill through the act of dying. Probably the most unrealistic perk in the game.

medballed: v. The act of being humorless enough to not realize that medball is being sarcastic. One who is medballed is then generally asked to remove stick from ass.

Noob: n. A noob is anyone who uses any perk or weapon in the game to their advantage. Noobs are hated because no one knows exactly how to counter their tactics.

Noobtard: n. The lowest form of the noob class. Noobtards can often be found standing in front of a window spraying his MP40 while a sniper sits behind him helplessly screaming obscenities into his mic. They can also be found in HC modes, mostly TDM, running in front of team mates who are firing at enemies. In HC, noobtards, often use martyrdom to express their noobtardness.

Noob Tube : n. Also known as rifle grenade. Though it is claimed that these take no skill whatsoever, they have a profound effect on S&D games.
v. The act of shooting a noob tube.

Noobzooka : n. Also known as bazooka. Not as hated as the noob tube, but still frustrating, no one likes to be blown up.

No-scope : v. The act of shooting a sniper scope equipped rifle, without using the scope as an aid. Some consider this an art form, others call it pointless and detrimental to the team.

Online tough guy: n. The guy in the lobby who is threatening to kick your ass over the internet. Studies have shown that courage is multiplied in online settings.

Owned : v. Also called pwned, though this author sees not the point in the p. It is the act of absolutely destroying one\'s pride. It is also having one\'s pride destroyed.

Poacher: n. Someone who kills a person in last stand when they didn\'t put them in last stand. This person is in a no win situation. If he kills the guy, he is a poacher, if he stands there and the guy kills his team mate he is a dumbass for watching his team mate get killed.

Pocket Tubing : v. The act of using a noob tube in a confined space instead of the traditional gun. Hated as much as regular tubing. Defenders have no chance against a pocket tubing.

Pwned n. v. See owned.

Run n Gunner: n. One who has absolutely no patience and runs, un-stealth like, around the map looking for people to shoot. A run n gunner is often compared to a headless chicken. Most likely the run n gunner is rolling with an MP40, or some type of smg.

Spawn Camp v. The act of camping in front of enemy spawn points and killing enemies before they even realize what is happening. While considered a dirty tactic, who can turn down shooting helpless people.

Spawn Camper n. One who spawn camps. The spawn camper is considered a vile human being, but a great team mate.

Spray and Pray v. The art of using an smg, usually the MP40, by firing it in a totally erratic manner in the hope that at least two of the fifty fired bullets will hit the target. Spray and Prayers are characterized by the MP40 they have and the red cross symbol that appears when they are shot.

Tank Whore n. One who refuses to get out of his tank. This individual will even drive badly damaged tank over to shiny new tank and switch them out. Tank whores have also been known to heavily spawn camp.

T-bag v. The art of degrading your enemy. Often performed on a dead enemy, the really brazen will perfom this on a live unsuspecting enemy.

Team killer n. A vile human being who kills his own mates for the shear joy of it. Will also kill own mates in order to recieve the glory of achieving objective.

Teamwork v. The act of a team working together to achieve a goal. A simple concept yet most team mates seem unable to grasp it.[/quote]
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Re: Craw's CoD Dictionary

Postby GoD_GraveDancer » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:44 pm

Craw needs to get his ass on here.

I suggest everyone that has him on PSN send the bastard a message.
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Re: Craw's CoD Dictionary

Postby Musashi1596 » Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:17 pm

[quote="GoD_GraveDancer":2246uw5a]Craw needs to get his ass on here.

I suggest everyone that has him on PSN send the bastard a message.
[/quote]Already here isn\'t he?
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Re: Craw's CoD Dictionary

Postby iSnipeZz » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:28 pm

He hasn\'t been on PSN in over a month.
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